Fall Nails

Fall Nails by elbonner featuring essie nailpolish

Fall nail polishes are always so nice. They just make you look polished (hur hur) and put together. In the summer I tend to have LSD enthusiast  Malibu Barbie nail colors that are very bright and in your face. In the fall I come down from my neon high and wear a lot of nudes, grey, and blacks because they go with almost everything and can make you look chic or edgy. These colors above are my favorite falls colors as of now. Who the hell knows if something might come along and rip all of these a new one, but these are my flavors of the moment:

Oyster Shell-MAC (fall 2011 color)
Lincoln Park After Dark- OPI
My Private Jet- OPI
Taint- Illamasqua
Samoan Sand- OPI
School Of Hard Knocks- Essie
Chinchilly- Essie
Storm Bird- NARS

Wedding Outfit #2: What To Wear If You Want to Look Like a Bitch

Wedding Outfit #2 by elbonner featuring yves saint laurent

Sometimes you just want to look better than everyone else. It's a fact of nature. While everyone else bought their dresses at TJ Maxx a week ago, you want to walk in looking like you eat those $1000 ice cream sundaes on a daily basis after going to Pilates with your other bitch friends. Being a bitch is not always a bad thing; you know what you want, you're ambitious, your shoes are going to hurt when you kick that valet driver for farting your car upon pick-up, it makes people fear and envy you. In an outfit like this you can transform yourself from a shy pushover to top dog in a matter of minutes. Top this look off with some big, but not too big, well coiffed hair and a fancy rare perfume and who knows, some eccentric millionaire might buy you an Audi!

Summer time? More Like Bummer Time...

Orange You Glad... by elbonner featuring essie nailpolish

The past few weeks have been nothing but thunderstorms, 90+ degree weather and lots and lots of WORK, therefore making an enjoyable summer time almost impossible. Today is the first day that hasn't been so hot I have pit stains by the time I get to my car, but it's cloudy and stormy-looking. Because that's totally depressing me (and it's looking like my week off is going to be a week of clouds) I'm featuring these fun and sunny nail polishes that make me yearn to be brought into the light! 

NARS for Thakoon- Lal Mirchi
 Essie- Tart Deco
Deborah Lippmann- Girls Just Want to Have Fun 
OPI- In My Back Pocket 
Zoya- Jancyn 

I'll have to keep my fiery fingers crossed that the sun will show it's face before I go crazy! If these polishes don't make you happy, then feast your eyes on this: 

Good day everyone!